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Being constipated to a degree of major uncomfotablility. The condition usually surfaces after consecutive nights of supplement taking and ass pounding
'Dude, I am so holtry right now, I knew I should of checked with the dudes at GNC before mixing Omega-3's and HGH'

'After a long weekend with Calvin, Matt had to go to the doctor's office because he was so holtry'
Holtry by your superior November 11, 2007
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The art of talking, writing or generally presenting oneself like a ho.
That girl was being real foul on Facebook today and posting inappropriate comments about her sexual escapades with random dudes. I wish she would stop spitting her hoetry for everyone to see.

You know that Slampig will be at the club tonight with her usual hoetry.

What a wonderful piece of hoetry. Now, I am clear that if I sleep with you my dick might fall off!
hoetry by True fu August 24, 2010
The art of being a Hoe
This Twitter babe has mastered Hoetry
Hoetry by JustCaesar January 26, 2020
"Jake did well in his hoetry class today...he came out wit 3 bitches."
Hoetry by Droopy May 9, 2003
noun; origin- Laurenitian
1. the practice of displaying ho-like behavior or possessing ho-like qualities
2. a term used broadly to describe the stinky conduct of Lil Lo
Much to my consternation, my request to change my contact photo proved futile, as the hoetry of Lo remained strong.
Hoetry by LoIsAHo January 22, 2019
When a group joke is told and the meaning is passes over your head. Then anger takes over when you start thinking people are laughing at you.
He really didnt understand the joke, the dumb shit went all holty on our asses and started shouting 'have you got a problem with me!'
holty by Laser layton September 25, 2014