quoof 

When a man farts (blows air) out of his penis. Like a quief, only its when a guy does it. There is no scientific proof that this can happen.. but it is fun to say.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Ew, did you fart?"

"Nah i just quoofed."

quoof by AmandaMaddy May 10, 2008

quoof 

(1)the expulsion of air out of the penis
(2)similar to the queef

Did you hear how loud his quoof was?

quoof by will June 1, 2004

quoof 

What you say when you know the shot you're taking (in a game of basketball) is gonna be so wet, it sounds like a guy biting a apple. (Wet meaning "all net")

Paulo: Who wants to get shit on?
Stru: *goes and D's paulo so Stru puts his hand in his face as Paulo takes the shot*
Shot: *quoof*
Paulo: SHIT ON NIGGAS DOT COM!!

quoof by NotMattStru December 16, 2009

Quoof 

A roaring queef. It is usually made by fat chicks.

And then she let out this huge quoof.

Quoof by CaptainQuoof November 3, 2007

Quoof 

When a girl goes this, and only this.. opens her legs and sucks in air through her pussy. Finds a great time to put her cooter in your face and BAM, Quoof.

Me:
“Omg Sam just quoofed on me!”

Quoof by SamWeewee January 21, 2024

Quoof 

When a girl goes this, and only this.. opens her legs and sucks in air through her pussy, that is a quoof.

Me:
“Omg Sam is quoofing!”

Quoof by SamWeewee January 21, 2024

quofo 

A floatie turd; a log of poop that is bouyant enough to float on the top of water.

I ate a bunch of carbs and fat these last few days and lately all the turds I've been deucing into the toilet have been quofos because they all float on top at the water line. See them in this photo I took with this smartphone? But, enough about me on a first date. So how's your lunch?

quofo by Extremityman October 17, 2023