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Bend It Like Beckham 

A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"
"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham
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Bend it like Beckham 

When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.
I'm gonna go up to my room and bend it like Beckham.

Bend it like beckham 

when a male is fuckin a gurl dogystyle and after he ejaculates in her butt. he kicks the bitch across the room
did u have fun with suzie last nite?
na man i hada BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM on a bitch

Bend it like Beckham 

(n)this phrase refers to the sexual action of bending your penis as far as possible and then inserting it into a woman's vagina
Dave: I heard you and Jacki had a good time last night.
Bob: Not quite. She made me bend it like beckham.

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026