1. Saying things by mobile phone that (a) appeal to or stimulate sexual desire, (b) that are lascivious, or (c) that are Lustful; bawdy.

2. Using a cell phone (a) in a vulgar manner, or (b) in a sexually stimulating way (whether for oneself or others).

3. Having compartmentalized lascivious thoughts.

4. Being able to tap into and/or express your innermost salacious feelings wherever you are.
Homonym: salacious

That fellow is making lewd phone calls to his girlfriend at all hours of the day by mobile phone, demonstrating exceedingly cellacious behavior.
by scott liebman October 8, 2007
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1. A descriptor for a) scientific data and/or b) the performance of scientific technique(s) so close to perfection it is almost pornographic.
The loading controls on his western blot are so tight it’s cellacious!
by scurvy scientist April 17, 2022
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