Cockus

The event in Iowa every four years that we have to brag about like it's the greatest thing in the world. Everyone thinks it's huge, but belive me, an Iowan, it's not that big.

The world talks about Iowa's huge cockus, but when all is said and done, it really wasn't as big as we expected.

by grayjk January 13, 2008

cockus

a dum ass..someone that dosen't make sense..or is just tryna be funny

y u gotta b such a cockus??

by 1Estrella January 3, 2009

cockus

A rooster is a male, a hen is a female, and a cockus is a he/she! ...Or you know, its a cock.
See cockus erectus <--- XD

That's a nice cockus you have on your farm, how much is it?

<Insert naughty sentence here.>

by Xerz December 28, 2004

Iowa Cockus

When a group of Iowa girls collaborate on which guy’s cock they’re going to select to be sucked. This commonly takes place at some point during a girls’ night out.

Following a brief Iowa Cockus by Stephanie, Kelly and Vivienne at the Dez Moinez Pub, they decided they were going to suck Brad’s cock before the night was over.

by Panama Pucker November 13, 2021

cockus erectus

A woody.

Stroking the cockus erectus will lead to manus milkus.

by PeeBee February 19, 2004

cockus majorous

slang in latin terms meaning a big cock.

I tell my bf he has a cockus majorous.

by mandeena July 20, 2008

Cockus Blockus

Another “funnier” term for impotence or erectile dysfunction

“My boyfriend didn’t have sex with me last night, he said he had cockus blockus”

by ultimatetroll69 August 8, 2019