Worse than every fathomable insult that a man can tolerate, every time this is said, a curse haunts your family for years, and any and all brothers immediate die of cardiac arrest

Carl: ur mom gay
Steve: Your grandpap a trap

Carl: Don’t make me do this Steve

Steve: I bet you won’t , do it pussy
Carl: your brother a man lover
Steve: immediately implodes, brothers die of severe heart attacks, family rejoices, any man born for the next 20 years dies at age 1. There are no survivors.

your brother a man lover by GhostIsGay April 9, 2018

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“Hey see that guy Joe over there? He’s such a Mr lover man”

mr lover man by Sam had May 25, 2018

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Dead man's lover

1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.

2) To be doomed to misery in the near future

3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.

1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."

2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."

Dead man's lover by R Vollen February 21, 2008

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man.lover69

Fellow Garfield user 💪💪 VERY cool almost as cool as Garfield himself

jon arbuckle: wow! Do you know “@man.lover69”, Garfield? xe’s videos are so high quality! You and xem should go spread communist propaganda together!

Garfield: fuck yeah!

man.lover69 by garfieldpiss July 19, 2021

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