A Thog is a modern day neanderthal walking amongst normal
human beings. Thogs derive pleasure in
the simple things, such as senseless violence or playing with heavy objects. Thogs may vary physically, but often adopt a short, stocky stature
reminiscent of Mr Hyde. A Thog's physique is however ancilliary to their behaviour, which is always on the primative side. Whilst Thogs are usually literate, they usually adopt a monosyllabic speech pattern, and grunt when acceptable. It is often amusing to watch a Thog as they navigate through our big and confusing world, and our job is to help them in their journey towards a simple, enjoyable life.