LTP

"Learn to play", mostly used by elitist pricks in games when new players ask questions. "n00bs" brother.

Player1: Hey how do i jump
Player2: ltp

by DeadSnipe January 10, 2009

LTP

Lost The Plot: When you loose the plot; go crazy; go insane; no longer no know what you're standing for.

He's gone crazy/insane!
He's lost the plot!
He's LTP!

by dukenemesis September 30, 2007

LTP

An acronym for "Lay The Pipe". Slang for sexual intercourse.

That girl is hot, I'd love to LTP with her.

by Cy February 3, 2005

LTP

Little Tiny Pecker

A small and harmless penis

Man you got an LTP, can bearly see it.

by diesel #1 October 21, 2007

LTP

"Lunch Time Perv." A lunchtime activity with a colleague that combines eating lunch and perving at men and/or women.

"hey bro, LTP?"
"Sure! I'm starving and i saw some hot legal chicks in the cafeteria"

by cwtosh July 16, 2018

LTP

lick this pussy or lick that pussy

do you LTP?
yes I eat it up

by ltpmaster May 28, 2018

LTP

lick that pussy

Jim: Im gonna LTP

by ukatoxd April 17, 2019