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lol theory 

The theory that the internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibilty and seriousness.
ex 1
Doc: We need to operate on your colon lol, you have cancer.

ex 2
Jesus: Take this all of you and eat it, it is my body, lol.

ex 3
Me: Will you marry me? Lol.

^Lol theory in action
lol theory by bobmcd123 September 4, 2007
Word of the Day on February 15, 2009
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lol theory 

A school of thought founded to explore the philolsophical implications of lol.
This semester, I am taking lol theory with Professor Lolita Grant.

Although lol theory is part of the uni's core curriculum, most students take it for the lulz.
lol theory by Reignier January 21, 2010

lol? Theory 

The theory that the phrase "lol?" can be used in response to any typed phrase on the internet, no matter what it is. This is mainly because you cannot express emphasis on the internet.

It is the ultimate end to the "o rly?" chain of words. It can be used in any position of the "o rly?" chain, but is most often used after "no wai!".

Some have theorized that "lmao?" can possibly be used in this situation, but its been agreed that "rofl?" is not possible to use in any situation. In rare cases people use "lqtm?" but that is used mostly by fags, but also by Dimitri Martin.

This is the easiest way to piss someone off on the internet: Just reply "lol?" to whatever they say
Yes!!! I got a level 12 paladin!!!
-Lol?

Dude you suck!
-Lol?

I'm so fucking leet.
-Lol?

Tila Tequila is so hot.
-Lol?

She's got a nice ass
-Lol?

I have cancer guys... seriously
-Lol?

Coke is better than Pepsi!
-Lol?

Examples of lol? Theory
lol? Theory by N-arch February 17, 2009

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026
Usually a male who likes to encourage weight gain in his partner through the consumption of food. Feeders differ from FAs... whilst an FA is attracted to big girls, a feeder gets turned on by making a thin girl fat....or a big girl even bigger.
feeder by therealrichieedwards December 11, 2004
Word of the Day on July 2, 2026

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting
*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
Word of the Day on July 1, 2026