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butt-towel 

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The towel somone uses to do that butt-flos thing to dry there butt. You never want to remember that the towel you just used was/could have been a butt-towel.
Kid:(just gets out of shower)
Kid:(Begins drying off with towel)
Kid:"Wait..."
Kid:(Smells towel)
Kid:"AHH! IT MY SISTERS BUTT-TOWEL SHE USED THIS MORNING!!!)
(ominous laughter heard)
butt-towel by RoboChick May 9, 2009
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butt towel 

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A towel used by someone in their ass crack. It can be somewhat clean and hygienic as in butt-towel, when used after a shower.

However, many males use a butt towel to clean the grit off their anus and ball sack, when they are too lazy to bathe more than once a week.
My girlfriend used a butt-towel right after her shower to dry off her cooch and butt crack. I would have used it on my face after that and not been offended at all by her sweet smell, but she immediately took it to the wash room and threw it in the washer.

Mark is such a mongoloid. He's almost 40 and still lives in his mom's basement. I don't think he bathes often, which is one reason why he shaved his head and obtained a butt towel to wipe the scum and sweat off his sphincter and nut sack. What a fucking groder.
butt towel by Assex 776 June 13, 2009
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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love peace and chicken grease 

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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
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prickup 

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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026
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