buttcircle 

The circular hole located in the center of the ass.

I sharted out of my buttcircle!

My buttcircle is red and hurts!

buttcircle by KARLA MARIA September 6, 2007

Buttsicle 

a very long turd that refuses to drop under its own weight thought to be caused by sitting directly on the porcelain.

"captain's log, 6:58AM, february 10th: i've been stuck in this godforsaken bathroom for nearly an hour thanks to this buttsicle." -Captain Obvious

Buttsicle by cometsolveseverything February 27, 2011

Butticle 

Some one who is being a butt; annoying you on purpose; being ignorant or annoying; the words butt and barnicle together. Someone who has a nice butt.

Synonyms: Annoying, Ignorant,booty
Misspellings:buticle, butticel

Dude what a butticle! How annoying do they get?
Dang! She has one nice butticle!

Butticle by sandaforyou January 9, 2011

buttecicle 

A buttecicle is when you hit it from the back and some anal seepage leaks out, then she goes outside when it's cold and freezes into an icicle shape of seepage

Dude I hit it from behind and went outside and it so cold she got a buttecicle.

buttecicle by Long Shlong8 January 27, 2016

buttsicles

typically happens in colder climates in the winter when you have been in a bar or warm indoor climate for a significant amount of time and your butt starts to sweat. When you leave and go out side, all of a sudden you have icicles in the crack of your ass from frozen sweat.

I wanted to leave that concert so bad but now these buttsicles are making me think twice.

buttsicles by semadar August 4, 2008

Butterclench 

A cross between butterflies in one's stomach and a stomach clench. A feeling one gets when they think about someone horribly sexy.

Bree: Oh my god, did you just see that smokin' guy walk past?
Brooke: Yes, they made me butterclench.

Butterclench by ZillaMonster July 26, 2011

buttcricket

A person of little significance whose annoyance rivals that of a cricket and the fouling nature of an elevator fart.

"Why is Brian being such a buttcricket?"
"He was born that way."

buttcricket by sinzoftheflesh January 22, 2016