Easel 

A wooden construction you set your canvas on, before painting.

I had a lucid dream last night, it was quite abstract; I was dreaming the only hell that exists is here on Earth and one of its escape route was thru my room. Then, near the radiator, I've noticed an odd guardian of it, he looked like the easel transformed into some kind of stained tree-robot, and as we've spoken, his slats had started to bleed with a weird liquid light. Then I've slowly begun to turning aware that each of his numerous sticky chakras have been moulded from a various types of artistic paint. I woke up before the very end, but there was nothing except my old easle standing quietly in the corner, in the pile of empty cigarettes packs. So it was never just about colors I smiled to myself. Had a first smoke, readied my brushes...

Easel by cykcykcykcykbum February 14, 2008

Easel 

The surplus of wrinkly skin on the ballsac. It can be bunched up, stretched, twisted, and manipulated in various ways.

My scrotum is really hard to shave with a razor because my easel is so wrinkly and loose.

Easel by M Jacobsen August 18, 2007

Easel 

Noun: A person who fits the acronym E.A.S.L (Easy And Sloppy Lay)

An easel can often be seen at bars or clubs a little bit past tipsy, out of shape, and have no business wearing that skin-tight midriff shirt. An easel is a sure thing when you need to get laid and don't care by who.

1: "Man, there are not too many good lookin' chicks out tonight. I may have to settle for one of these easels."

Easel by JakkedXun September 1, 2011

easel 

ass hole corn hole

i fucked her in her easel so hard that she needed a butt plug for the rest of her life

easel by lbmoron April 2, 2007

Easel 

A sexy little thing made of cardboard or wood.

THAT EASEL IS SEXY

Easel by Sexy easel June 28, 2021

Sex easel 

Something that you can practice your sex positions on.

Male: honey let’s try missionary.
Female: we don’t know how to do it get the sex easel.

Sex easel by ElemoSugerDaddy November 23, 2019

at-ease 

(verb) to stop what you are doing, cease (This is a military term derived from the command “at-ease” which, even though sounds like it should mean “to relax”, actually is more restrictive than when a soldier is at “rest”, where a soldier is free to move, talk, smoke, etc. It is from this point that it is used to bring a soldier under control, particularly if the soldier in question is involved in grab-ass.)

Soldier: HEY CHICKY BABY! DO I GET SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?
Sergeant: AT-EASE THAT SH** OR I’LL HAVE YOU STANDING BEFORE THE SERGEANT MAJOR!

at-ease by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020