The worst fucking ship that has ever tragically sailed...

Involving Steve Rogers (Captain America) and his fucking dead ex's niece (Sharon "shouldn't have kissed Steve" Carter)
(RIP Peggy Carter you ARE missed pls come back and save our Stevey)
Wow, man. I just wish Staron would go down like the Titanic.
by sebasta June 22, 2017
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a Lurch like person, who sits in meetings and stares like a serial killer. most people realize a staron is mentally lost in space, but are afraid he is a serial killer. a straron will continue to sit at a table and stare at a wall after a meeting has ended.
don't f with that staron. better to stay away
by phil mias August 8, 2007
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