beezal 

A short fuzzy creature of various coloring. They stand about ankle height and are extremely cute. BEWARE! Beezals appear to be cute but they are actually servants of osharbahall! They fear their own reflections so be sure to carry a mirror. The also have the ability to claim human bodies as their own killing the host spirit.

"OMG! The beezals are coming! RUN!"

beezal by Rioul January 1, 2009

beezle 

This term is used to describe any activity done for its own sake/pleasure. People seeing someone/something beezle will likely not understand why that person/creature/thing is doing whatever he/she/it is doing. Examples include: frolicking, climbing trees, most things done while stoned/drunk. Baby animals (and for some reason, squirrels, dolphins and whales) naturally beezle all the time.

It's generally considered complimentary, but just a little confusing...

Dude, Totoro is totally just beezling in that movie...
Your cat loves to beezle... it chased a laser pointer for an hour.
Yo, why are you climbing that tree?!?! Beezle....

beezle by IslandQueen June 26, 2009

beefalope 

(adj, n, pl)
of or defining exceptionally large underclad woman.

The beefalope is a predator that preys on drunken men using alcohol and their wayward jiggling motions to render them helpless. Beefalopes travel in packs, also referred to as Herds of Beefalopes (HOBs). Screaming chants of "BEEF!!" only angers the midwestern beefalope. When caught chances of survival are minimal... at least your reputation.

"Damn! Is that Nick dating another Beefalope???"
"I sure hope not, the last one damn near ate him!"
"BEEF!!!"
"Wait... don't do that!!!!"

beefalope by beefalope hunter November 28, 2006

Beeralanche 

when the box of beer is ripped open incorrectly, to where they all roll out when you open the frig.

Oh No ! I had a beeralanche and now they are all shook up on the floor.

Beeralanche by tecate's girl December 23, 2008

Beezil 

Unit of measurement. "It takes 10 beezils flying wing tip to wing tip to fly up a gnats ass" Use: Your measurements are out by a beezil.

Your measurements are out by a beezil.

Beezil by Btowntaz1 August 18, 2013

Beepalepsy 

verb- the startled spasm that someone will give when their vibrating pager surprises them.

John gave a fine display of his Beepalepsy in the middle of delivering his quarterly report

Beepalepsy by steve severino May 8, 2005

betzalel 

Attractive men with the uncanny ability to woo any woman they please, while still remaining in good standing with their homies. Those with this name are often said to have excellent gums and exemplify the perfect blend of cool, funny, and most importantly, sexy.

Woman just love themselves a Betzalel and his sexy gums.

"I am a woman and I think guys named Betzalel, which is perfectly pronounceable name by the way, are hella hawt. This a girl speaking. Not a guy named Betzalel."

betzalel by BetzyDaCow March 20, 2018