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Felchmonger 

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.
Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.
Felchmonger by AngryCPET March 28, 2007
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feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..
wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...
feltchmongers by wiz mang May 11, 2004

felchmongler 

A gay guy who sucks his come out of his boyfriends ass
that damn felchmongler be beatin dat ass up all tha time.
felchmongler by erin November 20, 2003

felchburger 

Felch burger is when a person has ejaculated into someones arse suked it out and then re-deposited it into a burger
(generally given to old people in hospitals as they are laking in nutrients)
man these felchburgers are good grandson what is in them
felchburger by Vigilant spoon July 11, 2006

Feltchmonger 

Person who puts gerbils in their ass; person who is into feltching
Feltchmonger by Anonymous August 29, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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