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meaning something is harsh, out of order, not right.
Used alot in the town Middlesbrough.
freddo - " Dia ya here what happend to our dog? It got out of the garden and that lad whos lass i shagged ran over it in one of them plaggy three wheeler fuckin pencil sharpener cars, Proper Shockin' as fuck."
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Shockith is a commonly used term among sociopaths that are too extra to use the term "shocked" or "shookith". Avoid these people at all costs.
"I'm so shockith."
Shockith by IAmTheGayAgenda April 29, 2019

shocking the globe 

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.
i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.
shocking the globe by Joshee November 26, 2006

Shocking 

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole
Woah that was shocking
Shocking by Dubiks February 8, 2019

Shocking Sanchez 

A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.
After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.
Shocking Sanchez by Buck Futt April 3, 2010

shockumentary 

A documentary style film that is designed and presented so as to shock and possibly anger the audience towards the subject of the documentary. The views presented are usually one sided and in some cases are based on conspiracy theories.
"Farenheit 911", "Loose Change", "Walmart: The high cost of low prices" and "Who killed the electric car?" are all examples of a shockumentary.
shockumentary by Woody76 November 25, 2006