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buttular massage 

to have ones butthole massaged using fingers with little to no penetration.
I had myself a grade "a" buttular massage.

Brad says to Angelina " Baby I'm craving a buttular massage"
Angelina says "call George!"
buttular massage by maestra November 15, 2012
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Buttlark 

Someone who overestimates himself, believing himself to be something that he is not.
Origin: A friend of mine thinks he can "sing like a lark" but he sounds like ass.
Jonny is such a Buttlark, he cries like a baby, but he thinks he is really tough.
Buttlark by Sam December 3, 2003

Buttlard 

the white stuff that comes out of a rectum after prolonged anal sex, usually when the anal cavity is stretched and unable to close.
Man 1: Dude, there was a cheerleader in the guys locker room
Man 2: Wait what?
Man 1: Yea, she took the whole football team up the ass, she blew out and everything
Man 2: *shudders* Ugh.. thanks for the mental image of buttlard man
Buttlard by Skellitor301 June 1, 2015

Bustular 

Possessing of an exceptionally large bust or breasts.
Holy Shit! That bitch is simply bustular, I want to bust open that bra and slam my wang between those bustular tits.
Bustular by James Penis October 11, 2008

Buttlarking 

Gently cupping your hand below ones butt cheeks and so delicately grasping ones butt cheek..
Whoa, Elliott was just definitely Buttlarking that hot girl!
Buttlarking by Mh3234 August 8, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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