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stabbing face 

Being excessivly hard on yourself for mistakes made and/or opportunities missed.

Openly admitting being wrong at the expsense of dignity or self image.
After letting her walk out of his life for the last time, Max was stabbing face for months.
stabbing face by CAiNiAC February 26, 2009

stabbing face 

When a guy is getting head.
Friend 1: "How was that date last night?"
Friend 2: "Totally ended up stabbing face!"
Friend 1: "Nice." (accompanied by high five)
stabbing face by TastyBIGWang February 10, 2007

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood 

The thing that your friend will always remember
Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

Facestabbing 

The art of applying a slam, inflicting an insult or gossipping on Facebook. The comment is done in such a way that the reader may not even know they, or someone they know, is being Facestabbed. If the reader is fortunate, a post from someone else will connect the dots and the reader will have an "I get it moment" and know that so and so has just been Facestabbed.
I didn't even realize that Laura was facestabbing Angie on Facebook the other day.
Facestabbing by Naffamily November 25, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026