Magic Carpet

One of the ways Indians go to work or school. Other possible ways for them to travel is to ride on their pet elephant or camel. Usually magic carpet is expensive and only the wealthy households own a magic carpet. One of the most ideal family in India has two camels for the children, 2 elephants, and magic carpet. Magic carpet is usually used when a family member is late to work/school. Also, since the magic carpet uses curry & naan as its main fuel, there is a problem with curry pollution lately in India.

Conversation of a Typical Indian Family

Son: Mom I'm going to be late to school!

Mom: Anuj, I will give you the right to use the Magic Carpet today!

Magic Carpet by Anusman2009 October 7, 2009

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Magic Carpet

A wash clothe, towel or article of clothing that used to clean up after having sexual intercourse with a women whose on her period.

Man: Ah babe, what in the fuck!! You're raggin'?

Woman: Yeah, get a magic carpet.
Man: ...a what?
Woman: Something to clean up the mess dear.

Magic Carpet by BigDonk August 29, 2012

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magic carpet

The action of having sexual intercourse in "doggy style" at the top of the stairs and then proceeding to lean forward on top of your partner causing him/her to slide face forward down the stairs with you on their back. Similar to riding a sled down a hill, except naked.

Last week Tyler "magic carpeted" 3 women and 1 man. He's on his way to being a cereal killer.

magic carpet by Bootylix365 July 13, 2014