Poppa Smurf 

To recieve an erection. Usually admitted to a friend or loved one. As in to "pop"-a-"smurf"(wheras smurf can replace any noun)
BONER!!!

"Dude, that chick is sooo freaking hott, one look at her makes me Poppa Smurf!"

Poppa Smurf by Chip Foster September 18, 2006

poppa smurf 

Short grey hairs located at the top of a penus.

That dick looks likes poppa smurf

poppa smurf by Ohhh Donny July 12, 2007

Poppa Smurf 

An engorging penis.

"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."

Poppa Smurf by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018

pappa smurf 

the most pimp dad ever

what's up pappa smurf?

pappa smurf by brookie-poo August 23, 2009

pappa smurf 

a little blue person with wisdom and facial hair

i pappa smurf that spelling test.

pappa smurf by ukfanalways November 22, 2004