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Pondefecate 

Main Entry: pon·def·e·cate

Pronunciation: pän-'de-fi-"kAt

Function: intransitive verb

Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing

Etymology: Medieval Latin pontificatus, past participle of pontificare, from Latin pontific-, pontifex
;and Latin defaecatus, past participle of defaecare, from de- + faec-, faex dregs, lees

1: to speak out ones rectum; to speak of subject matter beyond the scope of ones intellect in hopes of sounding knowledgeable.

- pon·def·e·cation /(")pän-"de-fi-"kA-sh&n/ noun
- pon·def·e·cator /-"kA-t&r/ noun
"Mike really likes to pondefecate! Even when it's obvious that he doesn't have a clue, he continues pondefecating just to be heard."

"Was there any useful information shared at the meeting, or was it just a bunch of pondefecators rambling on about shit they don't understand?"

Related words or phrases: Talking out your ass; Bullshitting or Talking bullshit; Blow smoke up their ass.

Pondefecate by Taiichi July 12, 2007
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pondefecate 

verb
The act of thinking when performed by an asshat. (see asshat for further definition)

Originally inspired in observation of Sarah Palin.
You could really see the asshat pondefecate over that question.

Sarah Palin winked, then squinted in pondefecation.
pondefecate by argylestyle July 20, 2010
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