The Minivan
Female digital stimulation where 2 fingers are inserted into the vaginal canal, and a full fist into the anus.
The Minivan by Timmy Thunderpants October 20, 2006
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Just like it sounds, two in the front, five in the back (child seats not required but accepatable).
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)
Preferred by soocer milfs. (Bong...)
I was at a soccer game the other day, and I walked up to your mother and ripped off her mom's jeans, and proceeded to put two fingers in her worn-out five kid puss and gave her other orfice (her gaping asshole) a heavyweight prize-fighter knockout punch. The minivan!
the minivan by B.I.G. Brown September 26, 2006
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The Minivan
The sexual act known as "The Minivan" is when two fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity from one hand, and the other hand (made into a fist) is inserted into the anus. A Minivan usually accommodates seven "passengers" but is known in cases of emergency to squeeze a few more in.
The Minivan by ExitOut August 7, 2014
The Minivan
2 in the front, 5 in the rear. Similar in effect and usage to the Shocker, but requiring 2 hands, and a very willing reciever.
I gave my girlfriend the Shocker, but that wasn't doing it for her anymore, so I had to give her a ride on the Minivan!
The Minivan by GoodyQ December 20, 2010
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The minivan by This hoe candy July 31, 2016
rock the minivan
"Five minutes later she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity" - RWJ
I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
I will rock the minivan with your mother tonight.
rock the minivan by Hank’s Redemption October 30, 2022