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parsifan 

1. (noun 1) A dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
2. (verb 2) To be a dork, loser, geek, asshole, slut
3. (noun 2) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty behavior also, parsifany
4. (adjective) dorky, loserish, geeky, assholeish, or slutty
5. (verb 2) to have sex
6. George Bush (The Parsifan)
1. "What a parsifan playing counterstrike instead of dating girls!"
2. "Stop being a parsifan and quit sleeping with guys you don't know!"
3. Watching Punk'd is parsifany.
4. George Bush is a parsifan.
5. I want to parsifan Jessica Alba.
6. The Parsifan is talking
parsifan by Donnie Matthews July 15, 2007
Related Words

Parsiflange 

A surreal or silly situation, a person who excites ones sense of the ridiculous; A bit like a tittybiscuit.
"Ken Dodd is a parsiflange!"
Parsiflange by gloomygurl October 26, 2011

parsifal 

A conservative gay man. A log-cabin republican. One who is prissy, sissy, loves guns, penis and drives a 85 Dodge Truck.
That parsifal sure lives life 'out loud' on the birther boards.
parsifal by God#3 March 3, 2010

parsiani 

The definition of all that makes Persians great. Loyal to the core, philosopher and poet at heart, intellectual beyond just book or street smarts, kind to all but fierce and absolutely unrelenting when needed. An unstoppable force of nature. The best friend and ally in your corner but you don’t want to get on their bad side. Good thoughts, Good words, Good deeds!
Tell me you’re Persian without telling me you’re Persian
What a class act, so elegant, intelligent and well spoken, he is totally a Parsiani!
parsiani by Parsis November 23, 2021

Persifanie 

ANYONE NAMED THIS IS SO FINE AND THE BEST GIRL EVER DP SHE PERFECT PERSIFANIE 2 PRO
PERSIFANIE 2 PRO
Persifanie by 2PRO November 21, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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