Marph

VERB:

-Doing something so freakin impossible its never even been thought of.

-Doing something so crazy you have to repeat it 3 times for someone to even comprehend the basics of what u just said.

-It's the Big Daddy to merk.

-To totally fuk shit up the ass

Omg dude Ryan marph'd some kids lastnight on Call of Duty, he got a triple kill with a Flash bang!

Dude Jimmy just marph'd life last night, he got head from 4 girls and hes a legit homosexual.

by Maaarpheiy Chatterfeild December 15, 2009

marph

To feel indifferent or not bothered by something.

A friend asks you: "Hey man, what you think of that new chick?"
You reply: "Marph"

by Zomboy............ May 30, 2007