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-Doing something so freakin impossible its never even been thought of.

-Doing something so crazy you have to repeat it 3 times for someone to even comprehend the basics of what u just said.

-It's the Big Daddy to merk.

-To totally fuk shit up the ass
Omg dude Ryan marph'd some kids lastnight on Call of Duty, he got a triple kill with a Flash bang!

Dude Jimmy just marph'd life last night, he got head from 4 girls and hes a legit homosexual.
Marph by Maaarpheiy Chatterfeild December 14, 2009
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To feel indifferent or not bothered by something.
A friend asks you: "Hey man, what you think of that new chick?"
You reply: "Marph"
marph by Zomboy............ June 19, 2007
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March 22nd, 2013 

The day the band My Chemical Romance broke up, a solemn day observed by emos worldwide.

12th March 

This day is for the best people in the world cause they were born on this day lemme just remind you we are soo cool and we actually are kind. You can also get them in a relationship
Person 1:Hey look isn’t there birthday on The 12th March

Person2:Oh yeah, they must be amazing let’s be there friend and make sure there aren’t single
12th March by Mazzagmyg October 22, 2019
Only a very small number of people are born on this day. If you are, we'll you are very special. Those born on this day are usually fierce by nature but soft at heart. They seek justice and independence, always, and I mean always, standing up for others or oneself until they win the case. They hardly ever give up so don't bitch around with them. Also being recognised as the more silent one, they don't live to trust. They are very wary of the people around them. If you are not of type, you would be crashed hard. Those born on this day have a very unique personality which makes them very special because they are very different from others and are born as leaders. Their decision making is one of a kind as their gut feeling is probably one of the strongest of all birthdays. However, these people are introverts and never do share their secrets no matter how much of probing.
March 31 by Person038 October 25, 2019

March 22nd 2013 

THE DAY MUSIC TOOK A TURN FOR THE WORST. MCR BROKE UP AND EVERYTHING WENT TO SHIT. THE ONLY BAD THING GERARD WAY HAS EVER DONE
Man, it's been three years since March 22nd 2013, feels like ten

March 19th 

a mf legend was born on March 19th
Joe: what happened on March 19th

Harry: a mf legend was born
Joe: oh yeah
March 19th by a mf legend October 15, 2019