Couch Con 

The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.

Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.

Couch Con by Lindsey D May 26, 2007

Couch Conquest 

A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.

I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.

Couch Conquest by Max77 October 26, 2010

couch condom 

Anything such as a sheet, blanket, sleeping bag, trash bag, etc., which might prevent one from contact with a soiled couch, especially on upholstery soiled with sweat, sex juices or butt smudges. Much in the same way a pillow case or a t-shirt can protect one from a filthy pillow.

"Both Cyka's aunt and Booby have had real nasty sex right there. You'll probably want to throw down a couch condom before you rest your dizzy head there."

couch condom by Etch September 8, 2006

cooch contusion 

discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.

Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your cooch??"
Girl: "Ehhhh I got smanged pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"

cooch contusion by raikoue March 30, 2011

Cooch Contusion 

Painful bruising that results from a Smash Bang fusion.

I hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"

Cooch Contusion by Oreosbestfriend March 20, 2011

Coach Connell 

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.

It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.

Coach Connell by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

Cooch Conquistador

The top to a pillow princess. The one commanding.

Yeah Mark’s such a pillow princess that he has a Cooch Conquistador

Cooch Conquistador by Chopbag October 5, 2023