cumplug 

The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.

Woman: Why is there piss everywhere?

Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my cumplug after so much hot lovin'.

cumplug by fozter November 10, 2009

Cumplug 

Like a plug for drugs and such, this is the person who always wants to ejaculate all over your face, usually for 5$ a pop. Other word for prostitute

Jamal pulled out the 9 because I called him a cumplug

Cumplug by beastmasterLN2022 September 29, 2020

Cumslug 

A spooge-filled condom, usually haphazardly tossed upon the floor.

Hey did you remember to uncuff the clow-GOD DAMN IT I'VE STEPPED ON A CUMSLUG.

Cumslug by ZeeMox August 9, 2010

cumplumkin 

A large, short, unattractive female who wants nothing more than a penis from anyone who will give it to her.

Guy #1: Dude, check out that cumplumkin over there. She totally wants you!
Guy #2: Yea I know, but she's so ugly!
Guy #1: So what! Just turn the lights off and let her blow you!

cumplumkin by Mr. Keith Stone September 23, 2010

Cum plug 

When you get semen ejaculated into your bum and then must hold the semen in by clenching your bum cheeks until it is internally absorbed.

After Justin felt Ryan's semen enter his bum, he immediately clenched his bum cheeks together to prevent any semen exiting his body. Justin had performed a cum plug.

Cum plug by Dezmuz June 1, 2016

cum-plug 

The hardened deposit of semen left in the male urethra after masturbation or intercourse. Usually formed when one doesn't "clean the pipes" after such activity resulting in a temporary blockage that can lead to random urinary problems and sometimes temporary pain.

Dude, I forgot to piss after whackin' off and now I got a wicked cum-plug. I just accidentally pissed all over my bathroom.

cum-plug by Seamoss May 20, 2007

Cum Plug 

The wad of dried cum in a fag's ass after a good butt poundin'. A petrified cum plug can cause constipation.

Bruce was backed up for a week after he let Carl's cum plug petrify in his asshole.

Cum Plug by Anal Czar September 20, 2010