Sweat that forms around the top of one's ass crack. This sweat is uncomfortable and unsightly. Named after the crappy band,
Last night while listening to some awful band, my ass crack formed an ocean of hinder.
The dried seman that accumlates at the tip of man's urethra after sex. During the man's first post-coital urination, the urine stream will go in erratic, unpredictable directions until the cumplug is burst.
Woman: Why is there
Man: Baby, it took forever to pop my
after so much hot lovin'.
The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your
hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
To kill one mime or a thousand. Or any number of mimes.
Sgt. Tom: "What happened here, Doctor?"
Dr. Jane: "Just your standard case of mimeicide. Nothing to worry about."
A person possessing creative genius or morbid madness that spends hours thinking up words for Urban Dictionary. Often considered a
Jim: "Where's Al, today?"
Joe: "He's been at his computer all morning 'thinking' up fucked-up words for UD."
Jim: "If he defines my name again I'm
him for being wonderwordkin."
A person who is the sexual plaything for a man. Typically a young, nubile, naive girl.
To shit on your partner's chest, wrap them in cellophane and then give them a hug. The heat of your feces produces a pleasant warming sensation. A hot karl, but just a few steps more.
Susan wanted to heat things up, so I gave her a
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