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junk-jiggler 

Inadvertant physical hand-on-scrotum contact makes one a "junk-jiggler."
While sparring with Paul, I kicked at the same time as he did a low jab. He totally went for a nut-grab! That guy is such a junk-jiggler.
junk-jiggler by Pan-Chan November 30, 2003

JJJ - Jiggly Junk January 

"JJJ" or "Jiggly Junk January" is a phenomena which happens to your Dick if you are a participant of the Destroy Dick December, where you must nut (or cum), a number of times equal to the day of the month of December. Example, Dec 1st - one time, Dec. 2nd - twice, and so forth. DDD is derived from the No Nut November and as a result of the over stress on the male appendage, will likely cause malfunctions in the next month - hence Jiggle Junk January.

If you experience symptoms which may include ED, PD, or just straight Jiggly Dick ; consult you local Urologist for proper treatment.
Juan: Man, I got JJJ - Jiggly Junk January from participating last month in DDD.

Roger: If you participated in DDD last month and you think you got JJJ, then you need to go see your doctor.

Jiggle Junk 

when you have gay sex and you grab your balls and shake them as hard as you can until both partners feel pain. Then after each parter sucks their balls to relive the pain.
Me and my boy friend played jiggle junk last night, my favorite part is when he sucks my balls, the pain relives and we get more intimate.
Jiggle Junk by Joeeeeee August 4, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008