muscle pud 

1) a female body-builder
2) a very muscular female
3) a female with very muscular thighs and, in most cases, a strangely muscular pudenda

"That frickin' muscle pud cracked his head like a coconut down there."

muscle pud by MeanMachine May 15, 2007

Pudge Muscle 

Biceps or Abs that look very impressive but when you touch them they are very soft and squishy

Person 1: wow your arms look really nice... *feels*... oh its only pudge muscle
Person 2:....... Shut up :(

Pudge Muscle by T.T.P February 26, 2010

musclepup 

A very handsome man with absolutely well-developed muscles.

- Have you seen the new video that Pano Tsaklas put on YouTube?
- Are you talking about that hot musclepup?

musclepup by firewallball January 19, 2014

puddle muscles 

slang for a woman's vagina, usually one that is tight and wet.

I Love when My girl's puddle muscles contract when she starts to cum.

puddle muscles by getcombowned February 17, 2014