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Corpsman 

Noun- A long haired, sometimes bearded, Marine hatin Sailor with certain medical skills that would go through the very gates of Hell to tend to a wounded Marine.

Often called 'Doc', they are about the closest thing to being a Marine a person can be without actually being one.

Source: Sgt, USMC
Marine Sgt: Where is Doc?
Marine 2: He's inside with the rest of the squad clearing the building
Marine Sgt: Nice.
Marine 2: Oh here he comes
Corpsman: Buildings clear
Marine Sgt: Not bad for a squid
Corpsman by marinesarge1234564321 November 13, 2010
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Corpsman 

Enlisted Sailors who have the time honored job of providing various nursing, medical, and clerical duties for the Navy in hospitals or on ships or attached to the Marine corps.Generall called pecker checkers,devil docs or just doc by sailors and marines.
Marine One: Hey where's our Corpsman?
Marine Two: Doc had to take staff sgt to get his bore punched
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Corpsman 

Noun, Military Abbreviation Code-HM

A sailor that has the duty of providing medical support to the Navy as well as the Marines.

Blue Side Corpsman - works in hospitals, sick bays, ships, and on base with the Navy

Green Side Corpsman - trained in combatives and works in the field with the Marines. If respected and trusted his Marines will call him DOC.
BS "Corpsman, get me an IV on standby - criticals inbound"

GS "DOC, Im hit! RIGHT LEG RIGHT LEG!!!"
Corpsman by USN-8404-HM September 7, 2012
A medical expert in penises and knees.
Marine: “Damn, there’s something wrong with my dick.”
Other Marine: “Go see the Corpsman.”
Corpsman by Doc Garrett April 17, 2026

corpomancer

A corporate individual who’s deeply knowledgeable about many industries.
This isn't a corpo suit, it's a corpomancer who knows what they're doing.
corpomancer by T_Carapace July 25, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026