blitted Share definition Flag Intoxicated by or as if by a drug, such as cocaine or marijuana. Usually caused by smokin' a "wordfattie/word". "Aiyyo son I ride around with my hooptie tinted to ride around blitted." - Redman in "Smoke Buddha" blitted by Neil Hooey October 18, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the blitted mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch