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Lammersed 

Being Lammersed means to be contacted by a socially awkward person around the clock. The Lammers will often call and text at all hours of the day and night but will not have the courage to come hang out. When a Lammers does work up the courage to hang out the Lammers will often stare into space with the mouth slightly open. All Lammers are mouth breathers but not all mouth breathers are Lammers. A Lammers will often contact people on your facebook who the Lammers does not know and try to get them to hang out. Being Lammersed also includes having your statuses liked within seconds of being posted on Facebook. Being Lammersed starts as a mild annoyance but soon grows into a social handicap as the Lammers will tell your friends on your facebook that the Lammers is your best pal. The Lammers will often find phone numbers off of facebook and contact the owner of the phone number, this results in the owner of the phone number being creeped out and you then looking bad because the Lammers claims he is your best pal. A Lammers has a genetic inability to take a hint or figure out they are the butt of the joke.

Being Lammersed often makes you wonder if it is a giant fucking joke, because nobody can be this messed up. But if it is real, only a society as messed up as ours could create such a person. Extreme cases of being Lammersed often end in violence, John Hinckley Jr. style.
I posted those pictures of my cousin's 15th birthday and within two seconds they were Lammersed by some Lammers. The Lammers then tried to get my cousin's number.
Lammersed by Richard Dickletter November 9, 2010

lummered 

the state of being absolutely plastered through alcohol
me and the lads got well lummered the other week! top stuff!
lummered by Divesh Patel August 15, 2004

Miss Lammerding 

Dumb person, who says actually more times in a lesson than there are atoms in the universe.
Person 1: Actually, I think you will find that actually that is actually wrong.
Person 2: Stop being a miss Lammerding dumb*ss.
Miss Lammerding by Prickly Cactus February 19, 2019

Lamper [Lampering] [Lampered] 

To Lamper

When One lounges around with a state of laziness and boredom so much, they actually end up doing stuff.
To Lamper is to be so bored of being lazy that you end up doing something useful.

Erik is lampering (Erik is so bored of being lazy and has started doing random stuffs).

Erik lampered (Erik was feeling so bored of being lazy that he ended up doing something like hoovering).

"I wanted to avoid doing that boring piece of work so much that I lampered all afternoon, now my desk is as clean as a clean thing"

To Lamper Lampering Lampered
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026