Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011

Shitemare

When your day or something has been more than a nightmare....thus becoming a"shitemare"

Had an absolute shitemare earlier today

by Heleno April 24, 2017

Shitemare

Either a particularly awful bout of turd-time or a simple word-smash indicating a situation or event that goes above and beyond humanely endurable conditions, necessitating such wordage.

"How's the project going?"

"Oh, it's a shitemare!"

by Formaldehyde_Park July 1, 2016

shitemare

One step up from a nightmare, bad news, or an annoying person!

"Dude, that girl is an absolute shitemare!"

"The party was a complete shitemare!"

by Define April 15, 2007