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The kind of alcohol that you drink.
You cannot buy pure ethanol, but Everclear comes close.
ethanol by HeavyD2 March 29, 2009
the next big scam being cooked up by the oil and gas industries. because it's a biofuel it requires huge amounts of farmland to produce a small amount of fuel, which means it will continue to rape the earth while raising the price of food, making the problem of world hunger and climate change unimaginably worse.
instead of killing people for oil we'll now be starving them to death if we switch to ethanol.
ethanol by terra_x June 5, 2007
Apparently most big oil and car companies think that it is perfectly moral to use up the earths shrinking farmland to turn corn into gas to drive their big ass Hummers, SUVs and to fuel their smart bombs to vaporize people in the middle east. While that same farmland can be used to feed some of the 1.2 billion people living in absolute poverty.
socially conscious american-" ethanol cured my uncle's prostate cancer and won the war on terror"
ethanol by mAgik bUS September 16, 2006
(adjective)

Very sensual and/or potent marijuana.

Synonyms include: Gas, Dank Shit
Foster - How much for the weed?
Davis - $50 bro, that shit is straight ethanol
Foster - Aight bet
Ethanol by A-A Team November 15, 2016
noun.
Unsustainable, government-subsidized, food burning
"I use ethanol in my Volvo XC90 (SUV) because ethanol takes more energy to produce than it yields and it's bad for my engine! Additionally, it takes food off peoples' tables and drives up the price of corn, which in turn, perpetuates world hunger and starvation."
ethanol by Dave Robber October 9, 2018
a huggable ginger boy, who sleeps throughout anything, only wakes up by getting his feet tickled
people: ethanol wake up

ethanol: no response

people: *hittijg ethanol with a pillow*
ethanol: *no response*
grace: *tickles feet*
ethanol: AHHHHH
ethanol by richbitchhhhhh January 5, 2019