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einsteinian 

when someone from yo hood got a big Ass brain, even bigger than Einstein himself
Person 1: Homie that shawty booty fat!

Person 2: You could almost say it's voluptuous.

Person 1: Homie u Einsteinian!!!
einsteinian by bhoneless June 24, 2021

Einsteinism 

Refers to a joke which becomes much less funny if it requires an explanation.

Farcically derived from a nonsense situation whereby Einstein and his assistant at the time have just finished explaining, in great depth, the workings of hie great Theory of Relativity. Upon finishing the lecture, the gathered scientists and philosophers look a little non-plussed an tentatively applaud Einstein for his great work . . . though really they don't quite understand it. Whilst accepting the applause graciously, Einstein turns to his assistant, who happens to be chuckling, and mutters "See, I told you, it's nowhere near as funny when you have to explain it (!)"

First credit for this original word/concept must be given to Ian James Hay, for it was his peculiar mind that created it :)
British word-play and some puns lose they're humour when they're translated and/or explained to a foreigner; therefore they're einsteinisms.
Einsteinism by bchay2508 May 1, 2010

Epsteining 

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.
See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.
Epsteining by $lapaho April 7, 2020

Feinsteining 

To be such an old dotard that you can't even remember leaking sensitive information.
Person 1: "Dude, your grandma just told everyone about your childhood trauma!"
Person 2: "Shit, yeah, she is feinsteining hard, maybe we should just kevorkian her already."

Einsteinium 

Einsteinium is element 99
Einsteinium by Gn Leumassy February 10, 2022

einsteinium 

The word relating to the great Albert Einstein. It describes a person or a group of people who are exceptionally smart and far superior to others. Someone who has einsteinium qualities will live far longer and excel in life.
Why are you so smart?

I'm einsteinium baby!
einsteinium by team einsteinium October 31, 2011