4 definitions by notyourordinarynomdeplume

Feinsteining

To be such an old dotard that you can't even remember leaking sensitive information.

Person 1: "Dude, your grandma just told everyone about your childhood trauma!"
Person 2: "Shit, yeah, she is feinsteining hard, maybe we should just kevorkian her already."

by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018

Sarkeesing

To use a bunch of suckers on the internet for money through crowdfunding, primarily by generalized attacks on genders and hobbies, then crying to twitter when said victims stand up to you.

Person 1: "Those are some pretty sweet hoop earrings and I like the new hair color, but how can you afford them?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally spent all summer sarkeesing, least I don't have to turn tricks any more."

by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018

Quinning

To live a rich lifestyle (see gangnam style) funded by claims of oppression on social media enabled by crowdfunding.

Person 1: "Another new car? And more new purple hair dye?"
Person 2: "Yes, I am totally quinning."

by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018

Forded

To make a pile of money off of other people, particularly when damaging said people in the process. Similar but more morally dubious than pyramid scheme due to the targeting of a single person for damage, garnering the money from crowdfunding. (see also sarkeesing, quinning.)

Person 1: "How can you afford all these new front doors?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally forded some cis male scum."

by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018