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Exxon Valdez 

A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.
"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."

Exxon Valdez 

Hello, Im Exxon Valdez, but by night, Im Union Jack!

Exxon Valdez 

A very hot and sexy female, usually exposing her arms, legs, and stomach.
Yo, exxon valdez, show us your boobs!
Exxon Valdez by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003

Exxon Valdez 

Diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.
"Dude you just Exxon Valdezed on to your first date" what were you thinking??
Exxon Valdez by joseph Hazelwood December 15, 2008

Exxon Valdez poo 

When it seems like you've wiped your ass a hundred times and the toilet paper is still covered in poo. Reference to the huge oil spill in Alaska from the ship Exxon Valdez.
I'm taking an Exxon Valdez poo. I just keep wiping and wiping, and it just keeps coming and coming. Oh well, I guess I'll just sit here and let it dry.

Exxon Valdez Syndrome 

A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.
"That new pool on Antione and MLK opened yesterday and it already has Exxon Valdez Syndrome."
Exxon Valdez Syndrome by Moe Beer January 2, 2009