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mom burn 

Twice the power of a regular burn.
Teenager: "Hey, mom, check out these definitions I found!"
Mom: "Oh, when you were supposed to be cleaning your room?"
Teenager: "Oh snap."
mom burn by Aardvark March 16, 2005

mom burn 

a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.
teen; do you love me mom?

mother; i dont know i will have to think about it for a while

teens friend; oh snap you just got mom burned
mom burn by dontshootiamyou March 11, 2007

mom burn 

a halarious burn, usualy made by mothers.
girl: i'm so smart, i can spell better than my friend

friends mom: yeah, well, he can speak french

girl: ouch, that was a total mom burn. i've been taking french lessons twice a week for two years and still can't speak french
mom burn by observatori March 31, 2007

Mom's Burning Aroma 

Band from Panama City, Florida. Awesome punk-rock band. The members are Tyler, Luke, and David. They have so much talent its almost sickening. Write frickin' awesome songs. Such songs include "I Hate the Flintstones" and "Panama Shitty."
Kid 1: Did you see that MBA show last night?
Kid 2: No
Kid 1: They kick your ass, my ass, and everyone else in the city's asses.
Mom's Burning Aroma by xInsipidx January 8, 2005

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026