couch shit 

Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.

Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.

couch shit by Dunny Deelicious March 22, 2007

couch shit trap 

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it

after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it

couch shit trap by jommy cash February 2, 2010

Shit the couch 

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.

"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"

Shit the couch by pinohkio December 18, 2011

The Couch Shitters 

People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap

John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch

Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too

Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?

The Couch Shitters by Thy Custodian April 7, 2024

Shit Cough 

The shit cough occurs in only one situation: When a person is shitting in a public toilet with only one cubical and numerous urinals. This leads to embarrassment at the sounds emitting from the bowels of the shitter and they then cough to muffle the sound of the "plop" or the "squelch". This is especially evident in those suffering of diarrhoea.

"I was in a McDonalds in London coz i needed a shit right? But the urinal was surrounded. I tried waiting on the sounds from the hand-dryers to muffle the sound of my shit but no cunt was using it so i had to blast out a shit cough. I think the other guys at the urinals still knew I had the runs though."

Shit Cough by FuckYouDiarrhoea April 5, 2010

shit's cough 

An intense coughing fit that results in shitted pants

Reilly; last night i smoked too much and had a terrible case of shit's cough, didn't even have a spare change of underwear

Angus;mmmmm!

shit's cough by shitzkorfi February 21, 2012

shitting the couch 

When someone does something to ruin or lessen the fun of a night out.

"Man, Adam is really shitting the couch because he brought his girlfriend along tonight."

shitting the couch by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010