couch shit

Something hidden right under you, prepared to ruin the moment in an instant upon discovery.

Steph reached for her keys that fell between the couch cushions she was sitting on only to find some couch shit.

by Dunny Deelicious March 22, 2007

couch shit trap

the act of shitting between two couch cushions and letting an unexpected person sit on it

after i took that couch shit trap i put a video camera on the wall and taped steve while he sat on it

by jommy cash February 2, 2010

shit couched

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.

My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!

by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009