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Acronym.
Shut Your Fucking Cock-Port.
The same as STFU, "Shut the fuck up!"
Or, "Shut your mouth!"
Cock-port, meaning mouth.
Brian: Fatty.
Zack: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned.
Brian: No, I'm pretty sure you're a fatty.
Zack: SYFCP.
Brian: :(
Cass and Chels: SUFDUG!
Cass: Brian, we know Zack is fat.
Brian: :)
Cass and Chels: NUMOLOP!
Lachlan: ...WTF!
SYFCP by chelseii. December 14, 2008
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Acronym for "Shut your fucking pie-hole."
If you didn't bother to vote in the last election, SYFPH about who's in charge.
syfph by Bogenrim January 12, 2007
Related Words
SYFCP syfph sfcp syncphony
Shut your fucking pie hole.

Commonly used by members of the DailyKos community.
syfph by lochners bakers November 11, 2008

syncphony 

The art of listening to two or more sounds, such as people, traffic, nature or music and synchronising the noises together to make a new sound.
I was listening to Bryan Adams and Bon Jovi together. It was a total syncphony!
syncphony by Hugh Wards March 30, 2017
A spike drawn onto something like an image or wall for cosmetic purposes. Short for Spike For Cosmetic Purposes.
Why did you add an sfcp?
sfcp by ⚗️🥹 August 7, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026