Top Definition
Acronym.
Shut Your Fucking Cock-Port.
The same as STFU, "Shut the fuck up!"
Or, "Shut your mouth!"
Cock-port, meaning mouth.
Brian: Fatty.
Zack: I'm not fat. I'm just big boned.
Brian: No, I'm pretty sure you're a fatty.
Zack: SYFCP.
Brian: :(
Cass and Chels: SUFDUG!
Cass: Brian, we know Zack is fat.
Brian: :)
Cass and Chels: NUMOLOP!
Lachlan: ...WTF!
by chelseii. March 08, 2007

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