zites 

A dumbass. A fag

Dude, that jerks such a zites

zites by centralrams April 8, 2011

Daddy Zides 

FUcking thicc ass principle. Kind've an asshole but he's chill.

guy 1: Did you see Daddy Zides today?
guy2: Yah those pants make him look extra thicc.

Daddy Zides by iwilleatyorliver February 17, 2020

sperm zits 

Blemishes formed on a man or woman's face after receiving a cum facial. These zits are believed to be caused by individual sperms getting trapped in the pores looking for something to impregnate. :( poor lil guys.

Betty/Bill, you should get some clearasil for those sperm zits I gave you last night.

sperm zits by Bigguns McGee July 7, 2010

Fat Zits

abnormally large breasts. Usually at least a C-cup or larger, however, this is based upon the size of the girls frame. You are drawn to Fat Zits, they beckon you to play with them.

When I saw her Fat Zits shaking around I came in my pants. I only date girls who have Fat Zits! Those Fat Zits were bought and paid for. I want to wrap her Fat Zits around my flag pole!

Fat Zits by nuckinfutz87 January 16, 2011

Mosquito zitts 

after camping and you are covered by mosquito bites all over your body

My friend at school asked me if I had acne problems, I said proclaiming out loud I had mosquito zitts .. and I wasn't picked upon no more.

Mosquito zitts by Petesbeeps July 9, 2017

Ethan Zits 

A boy who is homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty

bestie: do yk who ethan zits is?
bestie #2: yes….hes A boy homosexual and is attracted to sprinkles and call of duty

Ethan Zits by baldi123 September 23, 2021

Zits 

The best comic there is. Better than Foxtrot. Jeremy is the embodiment of modern adolescence.

You can read Zits in your local newspaper.

Zits by Shadow Avenger December 23, 2004