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The best god damn thing on this earth. Like, you can't fucking beat pasta man.
Pasta by EastonKutless September 2, 2016
One of the most good, healthy, handy, inexpansive food ever.
John: Where are you from dude?
Pippo: Italy.
John: Go make some Pasta then.
pasta by caxo February 12, 2007
Bruh 1: yo have you seen Penelope?
Bruh 2: do you mean pasta?
Pasta by Lil_Gosh January 10, 2019
Ugandan intellectual who has a huge vegetable collection that are used as dildos.

The Americans want to bomb him.
Person 1: Why is homosexuality wrong?
Person 2: Because Pasta said so
Pasta by Dontbethegaypls March 11, 2019
Short for any character from any creepypasta, which is an Internet short horror story, really.
Dude, that pasta is sick!
Pasta by gaylord jefferson August 8, 2014
Sticks of wheat you put in hot water until they become soft, then serve with mashed up plant matter or butter with balls of animal flesh. Tasty!
Pasta by The Pasta Man October 24, 2020