peenith 

the word penis, with a lisp added on.

Hey honey, do you like my lithp? Because if you like that, then you are sure to like my peenith!

peenith by JoJo from Kokamo (Im a girl) =3 August 20, 2003

peenith 

A more developed 'penith',
Posessing higher quantities of penile qualities,

You are such as peenith!

peenith by MatGrAAA June 21, 2003

I slammed my penith in the car door 

you slammed your penith in the car door

"I slammed my penith in the car door" "you slammed your penith in the car door" "ahahahoahajhahahaajhajbajah"

I slammed my penith in the car door by big bald obama October 7, 2021

penith 

Penith ith the male thexual organ.

"She thaid my penith was thmall and my lithp was anoying"

penith by Max December 16, 2003

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

a term most commonly used when one slams their genitalia in the door of a locomotive, or when you're a duck fighting a dog.

I thlammed my penith in the car door

*slams*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I thlammed my penith in the car door by CrungleChugger97 September 21, 2021

Peenits

The way my father pronounces "peanuts". Phonetically similar to "penis".

"Hey guys, Five Guys is giving out free peenits!"
"Why does this car smell like peenits?"
"Does anyone want some peenits?"

Peenits by CTH8641 January 1, 2012

I thlammed my penith in the car door 

A ridiculous stupid Youtube video that brings back memories of when Youtube was...ridiculously stupid. It must be seen to be believed.

Daffy Duck: I thlammed my penith in the car door.
PaRappa: You slammed your penis in the car door!

*Car door slamming*

"OOOOOOOOOHHHH!"

*Daffy dies*

I thlammed my penith in the car door by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021