score dad 

Your friend's dad or a dad from the neighborhood that is HOT and you wouldn't mind hooking up with. Male version of a MILF

"You know Katie's dad with the ripped abs and blue eyes? He's a total score dad."

score dad by Mo La December 10, 2008

score daddy 

Your personal drug dealer.

I just got some nose candy from score daddy.

OMG. My mom just waved at score daddy in the mall.

score daddy by Swallowed Quarters April 1, 2008

is my dad back from the grocery store 

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

is my dad back from the grocery store by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

Your dad went to the milk store

This condition is usually when you become a Dream/Dream SMP stan.

A Living Human: "Your dad went to the milk store"
A Dream Stan: "WHAT IM CANNCELLING YOU 172.128.4.1" *FAKE IP*

Your dad went to the milk store by omaksusepic May 8, 2022

Your dad went to the milk store

Fat pussy

Your dad went to the milk store

Your dad went to the milk store by fakdhjfsdkFdnsjkfds May 27, 2022