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Shit Tag 

A fun game, where if you know you are about to have an especially revolting shit, you enclose your phone in a zip-lock bag and leave it in the bathroom you just destroyed. Close the door behind you and begin complaining that you can't find your phone. A friend or family member will eventually dial it, hear it in the bathroom and will be so smug to discover it's location that they'll just barge in to grab it, violating their nostrils when they enter.
Daughter: (gagging) "I found your phone! Why is it in a plastic bag?"
You: Shit Tag! You're it!

shit tag 

Small ball of shit that hangs in the hairs around the ass.
The shit tags were swinging on old Fred's nasty ass.
shit tag by Becky Ballsock February 4, 2007

shit tag 

shit tag by no1nprtiqlr February 23, 2010

tag that shit 

when at a party or get together, when a sick picture is taken, it is appropriate to yell "tag that shit". Meaning, but that shit on facebook cause i look ballin.
Yo take this picture of me and Greg double teaming this bitch. Tag that shit.

Guy1: Did you see when Jon was making out with that straight hog?
Girl1: Yeah, I got a picture
Guy1: TAG THAT SHIT.
tag that shit by Taggin October 7, 2007

tag that shit 

to have intercourse with a a good looking girl
a good looking girl walks by. You turn to your friend and say..."I'd like to tag that shit"
tag that shit by Dan Galgano October 3, 2007

Shit Tagger

"Why you wearing a pink shirt dude? You some kinda shit tagger?"

"Did you just try to grab my jock? You're such a fucking shit tagger."