Draig is a gone wrong irish person who loves sloppy seconds, crys about a minecraft house blowing up, gets asked to shoot their shot but gets denied, everytime they throw a punch they miss and fall, gets told that they are dumb and runs away from home, scared of ashin people and the number five, cryed for 2 hours and 3 hours of sex right after then saying that they did it for 5 hours, also is gay.

Kyle : draig looks so cute. you should ask him out

Bre : I'll let him hit his shot. I guess but I know this draig isn't going to do anything good so I'll decline him.

draig by 420 weeb smoker August 24, 2021

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gut drag

when you get anal fucked so hard your gut drags out a little bit with each thrust

yo have you seen connor?
yeah man he's in the hospital cuz derek gave him gut drag last night

gut drag by puzzlin April 9, 2020

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kevin draggonette

Basically a kid who can do whatever he wants, and somehow get it/or be good at it. He went to Calvert hall in Towson MD, where I watched him make the baseball team, while probably never starting a single game. But he made the team, somehow. He also never shuts up, as he could go on for hours about something entirely irrelevant to anything at all. While at CHC he was also the drum major even though he didn't know the first thing about music. Meanwhile, his first semester senior year, he bragged about his 99 overall average that he achieved "just for kicks." Essentially he is the man, even though only one girl was ever into him (at least that I ever saw) and even then she didn't really like him. So no girls actually ever liked him. But he's still the man.

"Who do you want to be when you grow up?" kevin draggonette, of course

kevin draggonette by C__H__C February 8, 2015

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Drageant

A pageant specifically designed for drag performers

Ever since Adriel became a drag queen, he competed in the first ever drageant in all drag pageant history!

Drageant by JRHU April 24, 2019

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