Definitions by JRHU

Bochok-bochok 

The politically incorrect way of calling someone fat in the philippines.

Adrian is so bochok-bochok that he eats too much chips and candy!

Marchello was so insecure when he became so bochok-bochok that he was so sad that it will never be his crowning glory in a pageant.

Santi has a bochok-bochok body like a muffin top

Bochok-bochok by JRHU June 11, 2022

Bantot 

The Filipino way of saying smelly.

It will never be Marchello’s crowning glory in that stupid pageant because he is Bantot and ugly!

Bantot by JRHU July 14, 2020

Fungkett 

Trying to look funky but you end up looking weird. A play on the Filipino word panget.

Adam Lambert looks so fungkett in those cardigans!

Fungkett by JRHU July 14, 2020

Drageant 

A pageant specifically designed for drag performers

Ever since Adriel became a drag queen, he competed in the first ever drageant in all drag pageant history!

Drageant by JRHU April 24, 2019

Unhealthy obsession 

Something that you’re too attached to that people are tired of hearing you rave about it.

Marchello has an unhealthy obsession with a blonde girl who’s got big boobs.

Unhealthy obsession by JRHU August 2, 2018

Third wheel 

A person who feels left out by a couple or a pair of besties.

Being the third wheel, Ramona took a nice selfie only to find that Marchello and Nicole were photobombing as they were kissing!

Third wheel by JRHU July 29, 2018

Fetish 

A sexual desire for something. Usually it becomes an unhealthy obsession.

Marchello has a fetish for touching her skin!

Fetish by JRHU July 14, 2018