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the money shot 

Used in the adult film industry to describe the climax shot. This is usually when the male creams on the females breasts or in her mouth. Or in the case when Tom nuts on another male.
Tom was taking the 7 train home one night when he engaged in a gang bang with 5 hung indian men. They gave hime a dirty sanchez and then came the money shot all over his face. They procceded to shave his pubes and head and placed the hair on his cum soaked face to give him the abe lincoln look. When Tom got home his dad saw a pink sock hanging from his ass from the pounding he took and he said "welcome to the club son."
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The Money Shot 

A cream based shot, usually Baileys, purchased at a bar for someone and then drank into the mouth of the buyer. At this point the shot is spit into the face of the recipient.
I bought Heather The Money Shot for her birthday cuz I said I would buy her a drink. Now she hates me.
The Money Shot by corey kolvenbach December 31, 2006

Shot the monkey 

When you give your girl suprise anal.
Person 1: “I gave Emily suprise anal last night.”
Person 2: “oh you shot the monkey when you give your girl suprise anal.”
Shot the monkey by Ethan Taylor September 13, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026