hurting unit 

someone who had a rash of bad luck and misfortune.

Daryl: Joe got struck down by a cyclist and broke his ankle. Also, his girlfriend Christine left him for that bohunk Milton.

John: Joe is surely a hurting unit right now.

hurting unit by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 28, 2006

hurting unit 

1. Someone's pecker that is sore from over useage or disease.
2. Someome who is so hungover that they can't see straight.
3. A dumbass who can't think their way out of anything.

Man, you are one hurting unit.

hurting unit by PeeBee February 22, 2004

hurtin unit

1. A person or thing that is in a incapacitated state, like extremely hungover, sick, or emotionally bummed.

2. A really unattractive person.

1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.

2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!

hurtin unit by Dave Sailor October 16, 2005

hurtin unit

somethin broken or someone screwed 4 life

that is one HURTIN' UNIT

hurtin unit by hdjgwudn May 30, 2003